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WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
02:52
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Cat Allergies
02:40
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Eastbound And Downbeat
06:08
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I’ve got the devil on my shoulder
And whiskey on my breath
He’s whispering to me softly
to do something I regret
I have a romantic heart
But a cyclone’s vengeance
I’ll spit in your coffee but
Say sorry if I cause offence
Prechorus
I am, I am, I am, I am
Nothing like your usual guy
I am, I am, I am, I am,
Living life by your lies
CHORUS
So drunk, so poor
and I don’t give a heck,
I live my life
like A British Redneck
I AM EASTBOUND,
And downbeat
Whilst there Agony in my veins
There will be running in my feet
I can’t drive away
from my past
But I can outrun my problems
Laid on your map
I’m driving so fast
My hands are at ten and two,
But the issue is that
my heart is still with you
Prechorus
I am, I am, I am, I am
Far from ordinary
I am, I am, I am, I am,
Hypocritical and quite contrary
CHORUS
So drunk, so poor
and I don’t give a heck,
I live my life
like A British Redneck
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Matilda...
00:47
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When I saw you last,
I bought the biggest bouquet II could find
I had noticed it then
It never came across my mind
It was over before I knew it
Roses left in hand
How on earth
Diid I fail to understand
FLOWERS DIE
LIKE YOUR LOVE FOR ME
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Ha ha ha I will die alone
No one will ever love me
Are the things I remind myself
In abundance and in wealth
I spent all my young years worrying
Now I have nothing to show
for anxiety that I spent
Worry just came and worry went
So don't worry just do,
your worst decisions
Will be the ones you think through
DON’T WORRY
JUST DO You
BE YOURSELF Not anyone else
It don’t matter as much as you think it does
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Dancing In The Moonshine
03:58
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Baby I'm going to take you down to the barn dance
Baby I'll make the night full of twilight romance
Drunk on hope and unlabelled booze
Tipsy with desire and with nothing to lose
Come down tonight, take a stand
Come down and take my hand
We'll be dancing
In the moonshine
We'll be dancing
We'll be dancing
In the moonshine
In the moonshine
I've only known you for a short while
But already I know I will I go the extra mile
Feel like I can never go home tonight
Well we're here together until morning light
Feel the nocturn burn my skin
Touch the soul deep within
Dancing in the moonshine
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... You're The Best
00:36
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Instrumental
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I did something bad last night
The rest of y family aren't acting right
Got super drunk aint paying no mind
The alcohol made me blind
I can never get a win,
I have just DM’ed my kin
Oh lord I made the worst of all sins!
I accidentally swiped right on my cousin
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And She Matched With Me
01:54
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AND SHE matched with me
SHE SWIPED RIGHT TOO
What was I supposed to do?
What would you have done if it were you?
So I made love to her
Cos I’m from north yorkshire
At least we won’t have to worry about meeting her parents
Cos my aunty and uncle really like me.
The only we’ve thing we’ve got in common
Is our DNA
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